My Pit Vipers are the only pair of sunglasses ... Which are exactly what I would never wear, no matter how functional they are, because I am not a skimo nerd and I do not want to look like one, either ...

All venomous snakes in Kansas are pit vipers ... and don’t go barefoot or wear flip-flops or sandals, even on established trails or around campgrounds." Many people each year are bitten by ...