Did you know Goldfish made graham crackers? I didn’t. Well, they do. And in this case, they’ve dumped a bunch of cinnamon-sugar dust on them. That’s about as up-my-alley as it gets ...

Goldfish crackers have officially been renamed "Chilean Sea Bass" crackers. Is this some kind of warped joke? A perverted Halloween snack scam? How very dare they! Do not fret—it’s just for a ...