Megyn Kelly was even less diplomatic on her podcast after Ms. Sánchez Bezos wore a white Alexander McQueen pantsuit with a lacy white corset underneath to President Trump’s swearing in ceremony in January. “She looked like a prostitute!” Ms. Kelly said. “She looked like a hooker!”

Billionaire Bezos is reportedly already legally bound to Sánchez with an ironclad prenup worth several fortunes.

I came to Venice for the wedding of the century — but mostly, I saw security guards, fences, and a hotel door closing in my face.