The mask on that person's face says it all, though Credit: WENN The world's biggest zampone (a sausage of cooked meat stuffed into a pig's trotter, we're told) was made in Modena, Italy.

Many of us were brought up being told we needed to have three square meals every day - but one Ayrshire butcher has created a 'square' meal that would keep you well-fed for several days.