Whether you're accompanying DIY cards with festive photos of the kids or typing out a full Christmas letter, you'll want to ...

Jot one of these greetings down in a card, or use them as inspiration to help craft your own Christmas sentiments. Either way, these messages are sure to deliver all the merry this holiday season.

It’s not hard to find a foul-mouthed Christmas card featuring the candidate of your choice, or one with a Santa that expresses similar sentiments in words that can’t be published here.